May 2007

True?

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

quote from Douglas Adams:

young sloths are so inept that they frequently grab their own arms and legs instead of branches, and fall out of trees.

S’more plagues, please!

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

I know Easter is long gone, but I don’t want to forget about this.  Write it on your hearts and lintel posts. 

L’chaim!

Flotsam

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007

1. This morning, I was greeted by a spam email inviting me to “live like a pronstar.”  I wonder if Ms. “Latonya Lehman” meant prawnstar.  Do shrimp engage?*  and with props and plots?  I suppose it’s hard to measure up when your name is Shrimp. 

 *sort of…ish.

 2. My sister left me a Netflix note about Pi: this movie was ridiculous, jarring, and completely uncalled for. 

I’m inclined to believe her.