1. This morning, I was greeted by a spam email inviting me to “live like a pronstar.” I wonder if Ms. “Latonya Lehman” meant prawnstar. Do shrimp engage?* and with props and plots? I suppose it’s hard to measure up when your name is Shrimp.
*sort of…ish.
2. My sister left me a Netflix note about Pi: this movie was ridiculous, jarring, and completely uncalled for.
I’m inclined to believe her.
def: flotsam