Just got back from the Garden State Mall, where it took 20 minutes of stop-and-go traffic-dodging to turn into the mall property, 20 minutes of stop-and-go traffic-dodging to park, 20 minutes of stop-and-go people-dodging to get inside to H&M, where 20 minutes of stop-and-go shoving people-and stroller-dodging was enough to make me get the hell out of there.

I can’t wait until next week. We’re going to Staunton, VA, where not only is ’shit’ a four-letter word, it is a four-syllable word.

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