Mother F. Nature

Ok, so the Canadians would laugh if they knew I was even making the comparison, but this article conveys exactly how I feel about winter:

We know it was wrong of us to stand idly by and let Al Gore show all those explicit photographs of what you’re going to look like 30 years from now. But seriously — ease off. Enough with the apocalyptic downfalls of snow mixed with ice pellets mixed with freezing rain mixed with snow pellets. I’m not saying I’m totally sick of winter, but see that animal’s head mounted above my fireplace? Say hello to Punxsutawney Phil. Shadow-seeing bastard had it coming.

Be sure to read the whole thing.  Go on, do it!  It’s not like you were on your way to the beach.

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