Vatican Buys Palm for $800 Million

This article seems more suited to The Onion than Gawker, but I couldn’t pass up this “quote” from Pope Benedict:

“Besides, we have to stop the Anti-Christ. Yes, you know who I’m talking about. The one with the black turtle-neck and his false JesusPhone.”

One Response to “Vatican Buys Palm for $800 Million”

  1. kl says:

    false jesusphone? what the hell would that be?

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