1. Oh, nuns! Brides of Christ can’t wax their upper lips?
2. On my way into the building, I passed the front desk and swear I heard the visitor give his name as “Eddie Mylsanauer.” Zoom!
3. And in the spirit of semi-consistency, here is your Music Friday: Bong Songs. Because I guarantee these folks are smokers and midnight tokers.
a. Seven Bridges Road: The Eagles. Don’t even listen to the one over in the sidebar. Stupid Imeem didn’t have the live Eagles version, which is excellent and even has a bunch of happy hippies going, “Yay!” at the end.
b. Peace Train: Cat Stevens. Love how he whips up those chords.
c. Moonshadow: Cat Stevens again. Best line ever: And if I ever lose my mouth, all my teeth, north and south…
d. Helplessly Hoping: Crosby Stills & Nash. Alliterative awesomeness.
e. Call Me Up in Dreamland: Van Morrison. Insert any Van the Man song in a hippie playlist, really. He melts my butter.
f. Spinning Wheel: Blood, Sweat & Tears. Ride your painted pony, guys!
g. The Mighty Quinn: Mannfred Man. Imeem sucks again! Bob Dylan’s cover standing in.