October 2008
e(lection)card
Wednesday, October 29th, 2008Hail to the cheeks
Wednesday, October 29th, 2008
(from Popbytes) The only thing better than this is the Biblical Cabbage Patch dolls I had as a child.
And speaking of cultural hijacking, here is a horror: Barbie with Bible gimmicks and no figure. Because boobs are evil, and young ladies shouldn’t be exposed to them. If the good Lord intended for you to have a rack, he would have given you a baby to nurse.
I’ve just discovered Harry Enfield
Friday, October 24th, 2008Here he is now with a very instructive Conjugal Rights Guide.
Quotable Friday
Friday, October 24th, 20081. from elderly colleague down the hall:
“One night stands are common; make it a good one!”
2. Peter, after I farted while he was talking to me:
“Why don’t you just chat with your butthole?”
3. NY Times book reviewer Christopher Buckley on Anne Rice’s memoir, Called Out of Darkness:
“This is the literary equivalent of waterboarding.”