(from Popbytes) The only thing better than this is the Biblical Cabbage Patch dolls I had as a child.
And speaking of cultural hijacking, here is a horror: Barbie with Bible gimmicks and no figure. Because boobs are evil, and young ladies shouldn’t be exposed to them. If the good Lord intended for you to have a rack, he would have given you a baby to nurse.
that is awesome. I loved cabbage kids as a child and I’m wondering how I missed out on the Bible cabbage patch kids.