1. from elderly colleague down the hall:

“One night stands are common; make it a good one!”

2. Peter, after I farted while he was talking to me:

“Why don’t you just chat with your butthole?”

3. NY Times book reviewer Christopher Buckley on Anne Rice’s memoir, Called Out of Darkness:

“This is the literary equivalent of waterboarding.”

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