Today, the day before Thanksgiving, was not a good day to be at a mass transit hub. Penn Station was the devil, packed with thousands (I may exaggerate, but not by much) of suitcase-turtled wretches. It’s just a normal day at Penn when you see tricked-out soldiers with automatic weapons and attack dogs (ha, first I typed ‘attach dogs.’ Just as useful, perhaps like live, furry, rubber darts!), but tonight it occurred to me that a packed station on a holiday is actually quite an ideal time to cause some destructive mischief.
FEAR NOT, however. I present the New Jersey Transit Mounted Segway Police. 
haha i like the pun in the title.