Dear disappointed conservative friends and family,

Rend not thy garments and fret not thyselves.   It’s unlikely that the Homosexual Agenda (that rabble-rousing army of drag queens) will chase you down the street, brandishing their genitals and threatening to “roast marshmallows” with your young Boy Scout sons.  The dark, godless heavens will not rain down condoms and contraceptives upon your praying heads.  And Dora will not be Exploring more than her bi-lingual cartoon maps.  

So instead of writing 16-pages of crazy, why don’t you find a pregnant teenager and buy her a pack of diapers.

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