Quandary

“…exercising during pregnancy (mothers who work out tend to have bigger babies who grow up smarter, possibly because of greater brain size).”

There are all kinds of trade-offs here. Bigger brain means bigger head means crotch-rippers. No exercise means fat mama means tiny, harmless head means stupid baby. So do you want intact ladybits or a smart baby?

I say get the pinhead out safely and then educate the hell out of it.

3 Responses to “Quandary”

  1. j3 says:

    sometimes you make me laugh out loud.

  2. Tanya says:

    That’s why there are plastic surgeons-they know how to repair female parts.

  3. KL says:

    haha, i agree with J3. although i had to read this line a few times, which made it all the more funny.

    “I say get the pinhead out safely and then educate the hell out of it.”