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phrases I would like to incorporate

knit himself a lip sweater

Satan in a Sunday hat

or I will CUT a bitch

Well, shit the bed!

Don’t give me that puckered-anus-face of yours.

a metric fuck ton

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5 Responses to “phrases I would like to incorporate”

  1. Assers says:
    April 17, 2009 at 9:44 am

    I am going to use these randomly throughout the weekend and see what seth does :)

  2. timothy allen brown says:
    April 18, 2009 at 10:54 pm

    my bff drea says “christ on a crochrocket”. and there’s millions of mainer speak phrases you could try and incoporate, such as “homlier then a hedgefence”, “haven’t seen you in a coon’s age” (referring to a racoon), “by jaze i done seen that they-ah, ayuh”, and “goddamna’ timmay!”. all good ones.

  3. Assers says:
    April 21, 2009 at 9:35 am

    So I tried to say them-but could not drop em with a straight face! Was really good for a laugh-

  4. admin says:
    April 25, 2009 at 1:48 am

    I’m going to have to add “Sweet Fancy Moses!” to this list. http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2009/04/aufug_fugday.html

  5. admin says:
    April 25, 2009 at 1:49 am

    Timnus, we have coon’s ages in VA, too, but I have NO idea what that next one is supposed to mean.