1. Rice Bowl! Myanmar decides to overlook their law forbidding more than 5 people to gather in one place in order to support their first professional soccer league. While organized teams once had names like “Central Supply and Transport Depot” and “Forestry,” the new league teams now have proper club titles ending with “United.” The Man of the Match wins $500. WSJ piece and vid here.
2. Speaking of Myanmar, it has a new capital city, Naypyitaw, under which North Korea is building secret tunnels to smuggle leftover SCUD missiles. No worries, the Pentagon is “just watching.”
3. God save us from crazy Romanian truckers.
4. Let’s finish with a healthy workout.
amazing