Reminder of terms of service, November 8, 2009
Attn. Sur le Pants Readers:
It has come to our notice that certain parties have shown undue and premature attention to the holiday known as “Christmas,” up to and including inappropriate decor and music. Said parties are reminded that October’s body is not yet cold, and December remains an event of the distant future. Sur le Pants wishes to advise its many valued readers to cease and desist all hanging of wreaths, humming of or deliberate creation of playlists featuring carols or other holiday musical compositions (especially those performed by American Idol contestants), bringing evergreen trees or other winter greenery indoors with the intent to festoon it with tchotchkes, hanging lights, or cluttering mantels and other furniture with seasonal statues and knick-knacks.
This behavior will not be tolerated until November 27, 12 am EST, at which point appropriate seasonal holiday-related actions may be taken.
Please be advised that anyone in violation of these terms of service may be subject to extended “bitchface” with the additional possibility of being given the “stank eye.”
Many thanks for your speedy compliance.
Management, Sur le Pants