1. This morning, I was greeted by a spam email inviting me to “live like a pronstar.”  I wonder if Ms. “Latonya Lehman” meant prawnstar.  Do shrimp engage?*  and with props and plots?  I suppose it’s hard to measure up when your name is Shrimp. 

 *sort of…ish.

 2. My sister left me a Netflix note about Pi: this movie was ridiculous, jarring, and completely uncalled for. 

I’m inclined to believe her.