You decide which is the stripper, the band or the STD. Personally, I’m wanting to vaccinate myself against both Chungbum AND Vagionakis. Both sound unpleasant.

Chungbum (Korean)

Vagionakis (Greek)

Iztok Zapad (Bulgarian)

This last one always reminds me of Zaphod Beeblebrox, from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, which is the only sci-fi I can tolerate.

spotted on Dlisted

Penis theft panic hits city

Not sure what they are selling, but I almost think we ought to buy it.

UPDATE: Perhaps it occurred at this restaurant.

UPDATE 2:  No, it’s for real!!

I say, “Not particularly,” and she says, “Because you’re wearing a skirt!” with a look of bewildered delight on her face, as if I was wearing a sun bonnet or some other legitimate relic. 

She continues, “You know, most women wear pants.  So I wondered why you were wearing a skirt.”  I stare at her, then reply that I decided to wear a skirt today for no particular reason.  And then decide my sunshine needs are met and scurry away to the gym. 

wtf?!?  It really felt like she was fresh out of a head-covering cult and was just getting used to the pants thing herself and couldn’t believe someone would deliberately put on a skirt unless they were compelled to.  But I think she was just a slightly air-headed person who wanted to make conversation and maybe had an idea that there were Jewish skirt-loyalists in NY and perhaps she had met a live one.