P: So how did it go?
J: Good! Pretty good.
P: I’m sure you mean well. I see we’re wearing our grammar sweatpants today.
overheard Category
Ivana Slakoff
Monday, December 28th, 2009Spam of the Day
Tuesday, July 7th, 2009I used to get a big kick out of ThingsMyBoyfriendSays.com, but it seems to be a dead blog now. Maybe they broke up.
Lucky for me, there’s enough material in-house to start my own. Yesterday, P received a gem of an email promising him “55 Steps to Seduce Girls: A Guide for Meen!” He considered this offer. “On the one hand, seduction of girls! But fifty-five steps is waaay too much work. I’ll pass.”
I’m sure some other Meen! will jump on this offer.
Think before you speak
Friday, May 22nd, 20091.Overheard comment at Mighty Girl’s blog:
Commentator during last weekend’s Preakness Stakes: “I had the pleasure of riding both his mother and his grandmother.”
2. I wish I had thought of this.
Brian & Eileen’s Wedding Music Video. from LOCKDOWN projects on Vimeo.
3. Ever suffered through an Olan Mills portrait session? Now you can laugh at others in awkward photo poses.
And I continue to laugh at exploited children.
Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009Quotable Friday
Friday, October 24th, 20081. from elderly colleague down the hall:
“One night stands are common; make it a good one!”
2. Peter, after I farted while he was talking to me:
“Why don’t you just chat with your butthole?”
3. NY Times book reviewer Christopher Buckley on Anne Rice’s memoir, Called Out of Darkness:
“This is the literary equivalent of waterboarding.”
Outside a coworker’s office:
Thursday, March 6th, 2008
In which I am an orthodox Jew and Piglet meets a Heffalump
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008I’m on my way to the gym today and decide to sit on a bench in the sun. And this lady sits next to me. Seems like a typical frumpy middle-aged NY-er with a Strand totebag, but out of the blue she asks me, “Are you religious?” Now, I had been using my stylus and iPhone, and this was not at all the question I was expecting/hoping to hear.
I say, “Not particularly,” and she says, “Because you’re wearing a skirt!” with a look of bewildered delight on her face, as if I was wearing a sun bonnet or some other legitimate relic.
She continues, “You know, most women wear pants. So I wondered why you were wearing a skirt.” I stare at her, then reply that I decided to wear a skirt today for no particular reason. And then decide my sunshine needs are met and scurry away to the gym.
wtf?!? It really felt like she was fresh out of a head-covering cult and was just getting used to the pants thing herself and couldn’t believe someone would deliberately put on a skirt unless they were compelled to. But I think she was just a slightly air-headed person who wanted to make conversation and maybe had an idea that there were Jewish skirt-loyalists in NY and perhaps she had met a live one.
Foot-washing isn’t THAT fun
Saturday, March 1st, 2008gym lady in the locker room, muttering: Where did my towels go? Jesus Christ!
me, aside: Jesus took your sins, not your towels.
Fussy has launched a NaBloPoMo Encore, for all non-November months, too. The theme for March is lists; I like that themes are given, as it’s very helpful to have a starting place, and lists are easy as your mom.
I’m considering it. Not a full-on legal committment, but perhaps I shall live in sin with the idea.. off and on… in and out.
If you’ve got the money, honey, I’ve got the time
Friday, February 29th, 2008P: (walking out of the bathroom, shirtless) I wonder if Del McCoury was ever at a wild party where someone sidled up to him and called him “high and handsome.”
J: The best part of that joke is that you thought of it while you were looking at yourself in the mirror.